stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

xenahort:

it just looks impressive but I’m betting 5 bucks its moveset sucks a lot

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this


i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

sweetaboutcomics:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 


MAAAN, I DO LOVE PETER SO FUCKING MUCH! <3

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

deadpool-cosplay:

wednesday:

the-original-nidokings-of-comedy:

tron2991:

“She keeps asking me to play this stupid trading card game.”

if big barda isnt yr favorite superhero youre like the wrongest anyone has ever been a/b a thing

Every time I see this, I want a book about Barda’s new, shiny Pokemon obsession.

True story